10. You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?

9. How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don't tell me ... let me guess.

8. I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

7. It's not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.

6. Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.
5. I can feel the love tonight ... wanna share?

4. My name is Jasper...but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.

3. I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?

2. So...did you ever hear the saying ‘everything's bigger in Texas'?

1. Hey, Darlin', do you want to see my battle scars?

"You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?" Haha den är klockren! Vilken tycker ni är bäst?
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